Great Obama punchlines

[omenowen1]

Obama's Honeymoon... (It's over when the comedians start.)










The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.







--Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.







--Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.



--Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.



--Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.



--David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !



--Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.



--Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% Obama bumper stickers off the road.



--David Letterman

[mowin_nolan]

Q: What would you call it if Obama fixes the oil leak in the gulf?
A: Nigger Rig

[shooter]

Nigger rig???

You one bad motherfucker Mowin!