by shooter » Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:57 pm
Dude....you're killing me.....
I had a job all lined up for you, as the male nanny to 4 teenie weenies, aged 14-17, in North Carolina.
You also had to be responsible for the 19 year old daughter, but only for a month, cause she'll be in Europe doing her modeling thing the rest of the time.
The mom is one of those really rich types (Forbes listed her as worth $10 Billion).
She's a widow, needs to travel a lot, and needed a responsible adult to watch her daughters.
I was negotiating your salary, $550,000 plus expenses for 3 months, cause you know, you were gonna have to spend the summer on the family yacht with the girls sailing in the Caribbean and would be away from your family and friends.
She was saying fine, but you had to tour all her rum distilleries in the Bahamas and take the family G12 to Europe to pick up the 19 year old when she was done for the summer. I said fine, but add another $30,000, my man is highly qualified.
I had her ready to sign the contract, and then this pops up.
Sorry man, I'll keep trying................
who put a stop payment on my reality check